Greetings from 27,000 feet. I am on a flight from
It was supposed to get up to 13 today in Minneapolis - according to last night's weather guy - but, no - the high was -1. I bought myself a really nice Minnesota toque to keep the head and ears warm. Eric bought some thermal underwear. We managed not to have anything freeze off.
I got e-mail from Maurizio during the trip. He wants to get together next Monday. He seems to have the love jones somethin’ bad – which makes no sense – since he is spending the weekend with Stuart. I think I'll join him, as I've got some love jones going on, too - and I can't drown my sorrows with my favorite drinking buddy. Well I can, but that wouldn't be a real good idea. I'm going to need to figure out how to resolve that.
These coach seats are much too small – but I don’t have the frequent flyer miles to upgrade on United. I really need to learn to make more money.
On this flight I did buy a round of drinks for my whole row (6 folks, it's a full plane). I had 9 remaining free drink coupons from Meg (the wonder girl from the travel department) - and they'll probably expire before I go on another United flight. But before I did that, I asked the stewardess to offer a drink to the exotic and beautiful woman seated in 11F. She did so, without comment. Damn, how come only the gay male flight attendants are concerned about who I buy drinks for? Anyway, the lady in 11F took a cognac and gave me a wave and a smile in return.
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"These coach seats are much too small – but I don’t have the frequent flyer miles to upgrade on United. I really need to learn to make more money."
Nah, you just need a boss that isn't hell bent on making you miserable.
Which reminded me of something from a blog that has a collection of quotes of things said around offices and what all:
Peon #1: Yeah, that guy is a real jerk.
Peon #2: What you need is some jerk repellent. Some jerk-be-gone, or some jerk-off. Oh, wait...no.
:)
So what happened to the beautiful and exotic 11F?
Maybe the waitress could be a drinking buddy, did you ever call her?
BTW, thanks for stopping by my blog.
Arch, LOL - now I might smirk when I look at Dave. I'm gonna remember that.
Maurizio, She did say hi as we were getting off the plane. I told her the story of getting a drink for Eric - she had a good laugh at that one. Then she had to run for a plane to Portland.
Violet, nope didn't call her - but I still have the number. You do remember that she gave her number to Maurizio, not me. Maurizio's a hell of a lot prettier than I am. He tends to get a lot of phone numbers from girls - without even asking.
Glad you're home, darlin'!
Too bad you didn't have longer to chat with the exotic lovely-- Portland's not TOO far away!
It's good to be home. I've almost completely thawed out. Damn, that was cold.
And, yeah, beautiful and exotic slipped away without me getting any contact information. (sigh) Oh, well.
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