That Hurts

I wanted to scream. I was in a meeting with Kristen and some of the engineers. We were discussing a problem that we had run into with the lesser supported browsers and an esoteric XML directive. It was 6:15 and things weren’t looking like they were going to wrap up soon. I had dinner reservations for 8:00 at the Fog City Diner in San Francisco with my ex-fiance, Sarah.

One of the persistent problems that Sarah and I had was that she felt that I held work to be more important than her. I don’t think this was true. To be successful, we need to be accommodating to work from time to time. It seems to me an unsolvable paradox – women want men who are successful, but they don’t want them to work too hard at it. At least not so hard that it impacts them. The reality is that if you want to be professionally successful it takes sacrifices – and sometimes this will impact your family and loved ones. Anyway, the point of all of this is that Sarah would be really put out if I were to call and say I’m in a meeting, can we dine at 9? It just wouldn’t be a good idea.

At 6:25, 5 minutes after I felt was the latest time that I could leave I begged out of the meeting – saying that I had an appointment that I needed to get to. I braced myself for the tirade from Kristen about putting in the effort needed. She just said, “OK, Rich. We’re almost done here. We’ll e-mail you what we come up with. See you tomorrow.” Maybe my offering of a bottle of wine to the marketing goddess was viewed favorably. I didn’t stop to question my good luck – and ran for the truck.

It was peak rush hour time in San Jose and I needed to make it up to the City in about an hour. My plan was back streets to 280 and then go as fast as traffic would permit (80?) until I got into SF where I would probably hit the tail end of their rush hour traffic. I reached 280 in about 20 minutes and drove between 80 and 90 all the way up the peninsula. Sarah was staying at the Le Meridien.

I got to the hotel in record time. It was 7:40 – the restaurant was a 10 minute walk away, I wouldn’t be late – well not more than a minute or two – we could always take a taxi. I pulled into the hotel valet parking area, and parking was sold out. Shit. There is a public lot on Clay st, but this would take at least 5 minutes. I broke out the cell phone, and called Sarah.

“Hi, it’s Rich.”

“Hi”

“Hey, I’m just outside the hotel, but the lot is full – hotel guests only. I’m going to pull into the lot under the Embarcadero center. I should be there in 10 minutes.”

“OK, I’m in the lobby. I’ll see you in a few.”

I pulled into the lot and drove down towards hell, winding down the circular ramps through the parking lot. I grabbed the first space I saw. I ran for the exit stairs and climbed them 3 at a time. Winded, I came out on Battery Street, and ran for the hotel. I checked my watch – it was 7:40. I ran across Battery St and leapt for the sidewalk, and painfully missed. The front and side of my right foot landed just on the edge of the curb - the rest of the foot meeting air and falling. My ankle hit the street before my foot and down I went. The pain was intense.

I stood up, checking my ankle, it was bleeding slightly and my sock was badly torn, but I was late. I limped into the lobby. It was 17 minutes before the hour as I entered the lobby. There she was – wearing a beautiful white and lavender cocktail dress – sitting in an overstuffed leather chair. She rose and walked toward me. “You’re limping.” She said.

“Hi. You look beautiful.” I realized that in my rush I left her rose in the truck. She always loved pink roses and I didn’t want to come empty handed – but I bought just one as I didn’t want to seem like I was trying to win her over again.

“Thank you. Hey – you look great too. That’s a new look for you. Nice.” I was wearing the best new clothes from my makeover. Fortunately, the fall didn’t ruin the pants.

“You like it? Joe gave me a makeover.”

“You mean like ‘Queer Eye’?”

“Yeah.”

“What was the occasion?”

"Oh, uhm, I think he got tired of seeing me so shaggy.”

She raised an eyebrow. Man, I never could lie to her – but I wasn’t going to tell her about Lynn. She always seemed a bit jealous about my relationship with her. They had met. This would not be a good thing.

“We better get going. We’ll be late for dinner.”

With the hurt foot – I suggested a taxi even though it was only about 8 blocks to the restaurant. We got a booth by the window with a view of the cable cars going up and down the embarcadero. I ordered the mac and cheese and ahi appetizers and a bottle of wine.

“Why are you in town? What’s the occasion?” I asked

“Oh, I’m on my way up to Seattle. I’ve got a job interview there.” She told me a bit about the company and the job.

“When did you go back to Hawaii?”

“About 6 months ago. I got a temporary job with the state. I’ve been staying with my folks.”

“Why’d you leave California?”

“Oh, the job wasn’t working out. I needed a break. Needed to spend some time sitting on Ala Moana beach."

“I guess those are good enough reasons.” Maybe I should go back for a 6 month break.

“So, you wanted to know why?” She asked after lull in our conversation.

Well, no not really – it hurt, but it was drowned out by the pain of being dumped by Lynn. I was over her now. Frankly the reason doesn’t matter to me anymore. “Well, no you don’t have to go into it. You did what you needed to, and it looks like you’re doing great.” I hoped this would discourage her from going into it.

She plowed on, ignoring my answer. “Rich, you really didn’t want to marry me, did you?” She wasn’t really asking, it was more of an accusation.

I tried really hard not to roll my eyes. Not again. “Yes, I was really ready to marry you.”

“I wish I could believe you. I really do. But I don’t. It really seemed like you were going to marry me because I pushed you into it. I mean, it was so easy to get you to do things. All I had to do was to ask and smile. You’d even do things that I know you didn’t want to do. You never complained. Do you remember that day we drove Karen all over the place?”

“Yeah, I do.”

“You wanted to go to that party down in Santa Cruz with Jason and his friends – you missed it just because I asked you to drive her around.”

“She needed help, and she was your friend.”

“And my brother’s graduation party. You spent hours cleaning up after that.”

“Well, he wasn’t in any shape to help. You know, I’d have done anything for you. Not because I’m a pushover – it’s because I loved you. That’s what the whole marriage thing is supposed to be about.”

“You didn’t want to get married. Not at first. You always avoided the subject. You were dragging your feet like crazy.”

“I did want to get married. I mean guys don’t see marriage the same way as women. Look at any magazine store – there are 50 different bride’s magazines for sale, and only one groom’s magazine – for the guy who is such a wimp that he feels compelled to read it with his finance. Of course, you’ll find 50 porn magazines for men. It’s like weddings are porn for women.”

She laughed at that. “I just wore you down. You were just doing it for me. I didn’t want you to marry me just because I nagged you into it. I needed to be wanted – to really be desired. You weren’t giving me that. I just couldn’t get married to someone who didn’t want to. Rich, your heart wasn’t in it. I could tell.”

OK from now on I am going to scream and yell so folks know what I mean. Although at some level she’s right, she was dragging me into it – but isn’t that the way it is with all guys?

“Let me ask you something” She said “would you have sex with a girl who didn’t want to have sex, but was just giving in to you? You nagged her enough that she finally gave in. Would you?”

“There are a lot of guys who would.” I’m pretty sure that’s a common tactic.

“No, would you?” She put an emphasis on the word “you”.

“No, I wouldn’t.”

“I know you wouldn’t. That’s one of the reasons I love you.” She paused. “But it’s the same thing. I couldn’t marry you just because I henpecked you into it. I felt so bad about forcing you into it and then backing out. I was so embarrassed.” She held a hand over her face. "I mean I was pushing so hard to get everything done -- and then I took a breath, and wondered why I was pushing so hard. Then I panicked."

“Wow. Is that why you wouldn’t answer my calls?”

“Yeah.”

“You really thought that I was dumb enough to marry you just because you nagged me? You think I would commit myself for life just because I got henpecked?” Wow, what a tragedy. I couldn’t believe it.

“Well, like I said, it was so easy to get you to do things. You’re so pushable.”

“It’s the blond hair right?”

She laughed. “No. I’d think you’re dumb even if you were bald.”

I don’t know if it’s the blond hair or not, but she always did think of me as a bit dim. Maybe this was the way things should have worked out.

“Why didn’t you tell me this? “ WTF, I’m supposed to read your mind?

“If I told you, you would have fixed it. I mean if I asked you to serenade me in my apartment from the parking lot you would have done it. If I asked you to send me a dozen roses to my office everyday for 2 weeks you would have done it. If I asked you to carry me away like at the end of “An Officer and a Gentleman” you would have barged through security picked me up and carried me out of the building. And it is wonderful that you would do those things, but…” she looked away “but I needed you to do them without being asked. It needed to come from your heart. I don’t want a guy who is willing to accept a ‘yes’. I need a guy who won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. When I called off the wedding, you didn’t really try to get me back. You knew where I lived, you knew where I worked. You knew a lot of my friends. Rich, when we started out, you did all these crazy and creative things to get me to notice you. Do you remember when you sprinkled pink rose petals all over my office?”

“Yeah. Do you how hard it was to convince the security staff that I wasn’t stalking you?”

She laughed. “I think so.”

“Come to think of it, if you didn’t find me charming – that could have been seen as creepy and stalker like.”

“But, Rich, you were this wildly romantic and spontaneous guy. You could have been the one who doesn’t take no for an answer. And I wanted you to be that guy. It wouldn’t have surprised me to drive down (highway) 237 and see a billboard that said ‘Sarah, don’t leave me’ or to come out and find my car covered with a thousand ‘I love you’ stickers.”

“So you called off the wedding to see if I would chase you?”

“Rich, I know guys don’t really want to get married. But there are guys who know that someone is really right for them – and they show it. In the beginning you made me feel so special, and in the end – you didn’t, not at all. I didn’t call off the wedding to see if you would chase me. I called it off because the magic that we had was gone. And I didn’t want to live the rest of my life with guy who doesn’t make me feel special. Even if you would do anything I asked. Even though I do love you. Even though you are a great guy. I didn’t expect you to chase me. But I would have loved it if you did. I don’t know if that would have brought back the magic or not. If it didn’t I wouldn’t have married you anyway.” She let out a heavy sigh. “Rich, I need - and I deserve a guy that makes me feel special and who knows he really wants me. I know I’ll need to drag him to the altar. But he’ll be worth it.”

“That will be one lucky guy.” I smiled at her. “We couldn’t have had this conversation a year ago, could we?”

“No, we couldn’t. It would have been a mess.”

“God, you are so smart when it comes to matters of the heart. I seem to fumble through relationships. How did you get it all figured out so well?”

“Oh, you’d be surprised…”

Dinner was wonderful. We lingered over it until almost 11. We walked back to the hotel. On the way I ran (well, OK limped) down to the truck and got her rose. We went to the hotel bar for a nightcap. Sarah doesn’t really hold her liquor well – a glass of wine usually does her in. After a cognac she would be loopy.

After a drink we took the elevator up to her floor and I walked her back to her room. We stopped in front of it. “Thanks for calling me. I had a wonderful time tonight.” I leaned in to give her a gentlemanly kiss good night.

She leaned back momentarily and said “So have I, so far, anyway.” Then she leaned in to kiss me. She gave me a good hug and a real kiss. “Wow, you’ve been working out.” She said rubbing my shoulders. “You want to come in for a minute?”

What!?!? “Where are we going with this? Are we getting back together?”

“Why do we have to go anywhere? We are two consenting adults, we’re both currently unattached…”

“How do you know I’m unattached?”

“Oh, I have my spies…” she smiled at me.

I guess I was looking trepidatious, because she said, “You really don’t want to do this, do you?”

Nope, this is a really bad idea. “Well… I… “ I searched for the right words.

“Oh shit, Rich, I haven’t had sex for more than 6 months. Come on.”

Wow, you really know how to charm a guy. I wonder if a line like that would ever work on a girl? Someone try it and let me know. In her defense, she probably had had a bit too much to drink. And she is really cute when she does.

But I thought if I went through that door someone, somehow, would get hurt. It would probably be me, and it would probably hurt more than getting my balls caught in a vise. I also couldn’t help thinking that I was taking advantage of her in a weakened condition. If I did go through that door, it might be something that she would regret in the morning. But as any regular reader of my blog knows, I am both weak and stupid – especially where women are concerned.

I took the card key from her as she smiled and sniffed her rose. I opened the door and held it for her. I followed her in. She dropped her purse and the flower on the table in the entryway. She led me over to the bed. She turned off the room light and turned to kiss me. The smell of her hair and the taste of her lips brought back a rush of memories. Life with her was so good. And she was such a kind person when compared to Lynn. I started to kick myself for not getting that billboard off 237.

She started to unbutton my shirt. As she got to the belt line she pulled it from my pants and ran her fingers over my stomach. “Wow, you’re really been working out!” She ran her fingers over my stomach again, not sensually, but clinically, as a physician might. “You’ve got abs! You never told me this.” She turned on the light and leaned down for a good look. “Wow” she said slowly. I started to feel naked.

Since the breakup, I have been paddling my kayak between 20 and 22 miles per week. Each mile takes me about 1000 strokes. Each stroke, if performed correctly, involves the arms placing the paddle in the water, followed by a twist of the torso to move the paddle backwards, with a pull forward with the shoulder opposite the paddle in the water. This, effectively, is a short abdominal crunch. I’ve been doing at least 20,000 of these a week. It really is a good overall workout for the upper body. My muscles protested a lot in the beginning, but now they have built up quite a bit. At the same time, I have lost my appetite. I just have had no desire to eat. With the high calorie burn, and the low calorie intake I am down to about 3 ounces of body fat. My weight is up to almost 140 lbs, from a low of 132. I’m still heroin addict thin, but I do have some real muscle definition for the first time in my life. Anyway, what Sarah remembered as a nice soft underbelly is now a hard and well defined set of abdominals.

“I’ve been exercising quite a bit lately – mostly paddling my kayak.”

“It shows.” She undid my belt and let my trousers drop. I kicked off my shoes and stepped out of my pants, and went to remove my socks – one of which was torn and well crusted with dried blood. I excused myself to the bathroom – I turned off the light on my way.

I pulled the torn and bloody sock off. The ankle had been aching, but when I washed the blood off I could see that it was purple and swollen. It was really pretty gross. I'd post a picture of it, but it's too gross for the internet. This is going to take a while to heal. I’m glad I’m not a runner.

When I returned, I saw that Sarah had hung up her dress in the closet and was in the bed under the covers. I climbed in and relearned all of the curves of her body. It was a wonderful evening – but bittersweet, as I knew that she would be flying off to Seattle on Sunday night. I drifted happily off to sleep with my arm around her, her hand resting on my newly fascinating abs.

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I woke as the light started to stream in the window. I was struck by a single disturbing thought. If she hadn’t had sex in over 6 months – it means she had someone after me. Sarah is not the kind of girl to hop into bed on the first date (at least she didn’t with me) that means she was seeing someone really soon after she dumped me. It took me almost 9 months to find someone.

I rolled over. I just didn’t want to think about this. She was an available consenting adult – I had no claim over her. It was none of my business. I just hated the thought that there might have been another guy that helped her make up her mind as she considered running from the altar. This was going to bug me for a while. I was left wondering if she gave me the whole story.

Later that morning – not able to sleep myself –I was watching her sleep. Why the hell did I ever let her get away? I thought seriously about what she had said last night. The magic had gone, but doesn’t every relationship fade a bit with time? Perhaps, but you should always make your partner feel special. I guess this is the lesson that life is trying to pound (oh so painfully) into my head. OK, I get it. I’ll be on my best behavior from here on out. Just make the pain go away –and bring me Tiffany the underwear model.

After, I’m not sure how long, she opened her eyes. She was facing me and she smiled this big grin. “Hey” I said.

“Hey, you. You’re a wonderful sight to wake up to.”

“You’re not so bad yourself.” OK from here it gets syrupy and just too sweet – I’ll spare you so you don’t blow chunks on your keyboard. After few minutes she lifts up the sheets to look at my abs.

“That is sooo cool. I can’t believe you have abs. I’ve got to tell Laurel.”

“You tell your girlfriends about my body?”

“Well, no, not usually. But you never had anything worth mentioning before.”

“You rat!” I laughed and swung a pillow at her.

She pulled up the sheet again. “Wow” she said slowly again.

This was so good for my ego. Of course, blogging about it so much is kind of like bragging. So, enough said, she likes my stomach.

I got up and called Wayne (my boss) and told him I would be out sick today. Next I phoned room service and ordered a huge breakfast. I was really hungry. After it arrived we sat at the little rolling table in front of the window and enjoyed hot coffee and a big mess of breakfast with a view of the bay. Sarah looked at me incredulously “You can eat like that and stay thin? Life isn’t fair.”

“No, I’ve been on a special diet lately.”

“Oh, what one?”

“Oh, uhm, low fat – kind of a cardiac thing. Not getting any younger you know.”

“I haven’t seen any low fat eating.”

“Well, you’re here. That’s worth celebrating, right?”

I looked at her seriously. “Any regrets?” I asked.

She looked pensively out the window. Oh crap. I knew it. “Yeah” she said.

“Oh, I’m so sorry. I knew this was a bad idea. I just…”

“I have plenty of regrets – “ she interrupted “just, not about last night.” She laughed at me. I was so relieved.

We spent the day shopping and sight seeing like the old days. San Francisco is such a romantic city. We lunched at the restaurant in Nordstrom’s in Union Square. Sarah really enjoys shopping and Union Square is a target rich environment.

As it got later in the afternoon, I told her that I needed to go home to get some fresh clothes.

“So,” she asked me “you had a change of clothes, bathroom stuff, and condoms in your truck when you came to see me. Were you planning on getting lucky?” It was clear that she did not think that this was an appropriate plan.

“You know, after you dumped me, I did some alcohol abuse. OK, a lot of alcohol abuse. I ended up getting drunk a lot to dull the pain. But I didn’t want to drink and drive, so I started carrying a change of clothes in the truck in case I had one or two too many somewhere. I usually ended up drinking at Maurizio’s place or with Jim and Lynn – they would just put me up for the night. It was just more convenient to keep a fresh set of clothes in the truck. It just became a habit. Now if I’m out paddling with a friend, I can clean up and be social instead of having to run home.”

She crossed her arms, “and the condoms?” She raised an eyebrow in an accusing way.

“Well, ahhh, you dumped me, remember? I was an unattached consenting adult. Once or twice an opportunity came up. It’s always good to be prepared.”

“Huh” she said. “Once or twice.”

“Hey, last night you said you hadn’t had sex in 6 months. If my math is right I’m not the only one who was playing the field. So when exactly did you hook up with your new boy friend?”

“Don’t we need to go down to Mountain View to get you some fresh clothes?”

I love the way she blatantly changes the subject whenever she doesn’t want to answer a question. I laughed at her. At that moment I realized that she went back to Hawaii about 6 months ago – the same time she last had sex.

“Let’s see, he was dangerous, exciting – a bit of a bad boy”

“How did you know?” she asked with genuine puzzlement.

“And he hurt you, it ended badly.”

“How…” she was stunned.

“A lucky guess. A little deduction. I just figured he would be a pretty good contrast to me. I’m safe, rather predictable – dull as you once said. I’m the nice polite boy that you mom wants you to marry. Since you left me at the altar, I figured you would probably run off with someone exciting and wild. Someone who made your heart race.”

“He turned out to be kind of a jerk – but there never was a dull moment. Ho boy.” She sighed. “You’re pretty smart – for a blond guy.”

We went down to Mountain View. I gave her the nickel tour of my rented home. As we went through the kitchen she noticed the wine rack and commented how much she liked it. It was the same one that I had bought as a house warming gift for Lynn. After she tossed me out – I bought one of my own. It actually really bothers me now, as it just reminds me of her – but it is really cool looking.

Sarah wanted me to barbecue her a chicken for dinner. Of all the things that I cook – she always liked a simple grilled chicken the best. Some olive oil, salt and pepper on the outside, and garlic cloves, sprigs of fresh thyme, and some lemon slices inside. I slowly grill it over indirect heat from a mesquite charcoal fire. Good basic food. We ate it out on the back deck with some sticky white rice (it’s a Hawaii thing).

I packed some clothes and we went back up to the city and spent the night in her hotel room. As we were getting ready for bed, I realized that last night we had used a condom that she had brought – I reminded her of this. She blushed – which was unusual for her. “Were you planning on getting lucky?”

She sheepishly grinned. “Yeah.”

“So why were you accusing me of plotting evil just because I came prepared?”

“It’s a woman’s prerogative.”

“That’s not fair.”

“I never said it was.” And she kissed me.

Saturday, after we had breakfast in the hotel restaurant we went out playing tourist in San Francisco – riding the cable cars, wandering though fisherman’s wharf and pier39. We dined at Kuleto’s and had a wonderful time – one of our favorite restaurants. You can’t get a seat there on a Saturday night without a reservation weeks in advance – we sat in the bar and had dinner. I couldn’t help being confused about where all of this was going. Was this just a wonderful weekend or was there more to it? It was weird, since I really had gotten over her (at least I thought so) – but she never left my heart. I felt myself falling all over again. It was so easy to love her.

Later that night, as we were tangled up in each other, she sighed and said “Rich, you’re like an old pair of jeans – so comfortable, so familiar, so easy.” I’m pretty sure that she meant this as a compliment, and not an insult. But, you know, I really want some woman to see me as the sexy red dress – not the comfy old jeans that get tossed on the floor and left behind. I’m comfortable. I’m safe. Just once – I want to be dangerous, I want to be thrilling. I want to make her knees tremble and her heart race. Honestly, I don’t think I have done that to anyone in my life.

“Thanks” I replied to her compliment. “This has been such a perfect weekend.” I waited for a response, but none came. “When can we do it again?”

“I don’t know, Rich.”

“Will you answer my calls? Will you reply to my e-mails?”

“Yes. I will.” She answered. I hugged her tight.

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On Sunday afternoon I drove her to the Oakland airport. With a heavy heart I waited while she checked in for her flight. We walked to the security line. She put her arms around me and leaned back so that she could see my face. “Rich, you’re going to be OK, you know that.” She was smiling. She was happy. I was trying so hard not to cry.

“Thanks, I know.” I blinked. I did not want her to see how sad I was. I was not going to cry. “Thanks for a wonderful weekend.”

“Thanks for everything, Rich. I had a great time.”

I’m not going to cry.

“Any magic?”

She looked up, considering the question. She frowned slightly and nodded, “I think there’s a little magic going on here.”

I’m not going to cry.

“Will you take my calls, will you reply to my e-mails?”

“I will. I promise.” She kissed me lightly and turned away. I smiled.

I did not cry.

I waved at her as she lugged her bag up onto the X-ray conveyor belt. I turned away so there was no way that she could see my face - and then I cried like a baby.

Oh, shit. This really hurts. I am so fucking not over her.

Anger Management

Kristen has been storming around the office for the last week or so – she’s been a real bitch. There’s no other way to put it. On Mondays we have a status meeting (Tuesday this week) – I’m told this is by design, so that if you have work that didn’t get done by Friday you have the weekend to catch up before anyone notices. Make the status meetings on Friday, and folks get dinged for being late then take off for the weekend. Seems like a dirty conspiracy to make us work more. Although, being so recently unemployed I’m not complaining.

Anyway, at the meeting, Kristen asks me about some changes to the project plans.

“I wasn’t aware of any changes. When did this happen?”

“On Saturday.” She roared at me. “Rich, this is an internet startup not a damn country club. We need to get this to market before anyone else. That means giving it all you have. This is not a 9 to 5 job. You should have been here Saturday instead of out playing with your boats. If this project is successful everyone in this room will be handsomely paid. If you’re not willing to put in the effort, make room for someone who will. There are a lot of folks who would give everything they have to be working with this team.” She looked away in disgust. She turned back to me and said softly, but with venom, “Rich, your goofing off could cost everyone in this room millions.”

I sat stunned. I had been putting in a pretty healthy effort – and getting my work done early. Generally, I was doing more than expected. But I was spending a fair amount of time paddling. I still have a lot of trouble sleeping – I usually wake up around 5 – I’ve hardly bothered with breakfast since the breakup. So I grab a granola bar and some fruit and go paddling for an hour or so. I usually get back home by 7. I shower and shave and am in the office by 8. If I don’t paddle I’m in at 6. The average start time is 11. We usually work though lunch and dinner – which is provided by the company. I usually go home between 9 and 10. Most folks knock off around 11. If I’m thoroughly exhausted I go to sleep after arriving home. If I start tossing and turning I’ll pull out the laptop and go until I can’t keep my eyes open – about 2 a.m. I work about half of the Saturdays and Sundays – but usually only for 6 to 8 hours. Once or twice a week I’ll have dinner with a friend, and knock off at 6 or 7. All told I think I’m averaging about 75 hours a week.

I did agree to see Sarah on Thursday night – but the rest of my week was clear. I could out last everyone else if they needed to see a show of effort.

“Hey.” Wayne, my boss, said raising his hands. “Rich has been good worker. He had his cell, you could have called him if you needed him. He’s been keeping up with everyone – he puts in at least as many hours as you do.”

“I don’t give a shit about how many hours he puts in.” Kristen yelled, now aimed at Wayne. “We need results. He needs to produce.”

Wayne looked at [the CEO]. “He does produce.” He looked up at Kristen. “Can we have a moment?” He stood up and took Kristen outside of the conference room.

[The CEO] laughed nervously and shook his head – most folks followed suit. There are 16 people in the company now, and we all fit in the conference room. We could hear yelling outside, but the words were muffled and unrecognizable. After about 2 minutes [the CEO] stood up and went to the door. “Hey, guys, we have work to do here. Can you resolve this later?”

Kristen and Wayne came back in the conference room, but you could feel the tension.

]Whatever she and Paul are going through, I hope they work it out soon.

Today I left a bottle of Zinfandel on Kristen’s desk, with a brief note that said “You seem a little down lately. I hope this helps. – Rich.”

I got e-mail from her a couple of hours later. “Thanks” was all it said.

WTF?

Got an e-mail from Lynn this a.m. Turns out that Tim is going camping with his buddies next weekend. She won't go camping. She considers anything with beds with sheet counts under 400 to be camping.

For some reason she decided she needs to tell me. WTF am I supposed to do about it? Why is she telling me this?

I really wanted to reply "Thank you for sharing, bitch."

Missing in Action

On Saturday Paul and I were going to go paddling. It was looking like a really nice day – probably too hot for paddling. I started out early (well, early for Paul), to take advantage of the tides and keep things cool. I loaded up the truck at 8 a.m. with the drysuit, paddles, and boat. I took a thermos of French roast, some high calorie snacks, and a lunch. I slathered myself with SPF 30 and headed out.

I got to Kristen’s house at about 8:30. Paul was usually in the garage waiting for me, but today there was no sign of him. Now that I thought of it, Paul didn’t call the night before. He usually confirms the weather and tides a day before we go out. I just assumed that with the nice weather forecast there was no need to check.

I pulled into the driveway, then walked up to the door and knocked. Kristen opened the door and said curtly “Paul can’t come out and play today.” There was an anger in her voice that I hadn’t heard before. I was thinking of a cute response. What came to mind first was “has he been bad, are you going to spank him?” I immediately nixed it as inappropriate for someone I work with, and way too flirty. Before I could say anything, the door was slammed on my face. Well, I guess she wasn’t in the mood for chatting.

All dressed up with no where to go, I went down to Santa Cruz anyway. I warmed up in the yacht harbor, and then against my better judgment paddled out into Monterrey Bay solo. It was fairly calm and a nice day – the winds were light so I figured I’d be OK. I saw a couple of sea otters in a kelp bed – I wish I had had my camera with me.

After paddling for almost 3 hours I grabbed a couple of slices of pizza and a beer at the beachfront eatery near the crow’s nest. The pizza there is pretty bad, but I had already consumed all my snacks and my lunch. Paddling does have a significant calorie burn to it (300 – 500 calories an hour, I paddle fast so I’m probably at the upper end of the range). It’s probably part of the reason I have dropped so many pounds lately. But for the first time in a while I was really hungry for some high calorie/high fat food. When you’re hungry like that, even bad beach pizza is immensely satisfying.

It was about 3 in the afternoon and the sun was out and I was sitting at one of those cheap plastic tables outside of the pizza place. I was finishing my beer and watching the pretty girls play volleyball on the beach. I tried to call Paul on his cell phone and just got his voice mail. I called my buddy Steve and filled him in on what he was missing – turns out it was a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest as well. He was out running near Green Lake enjoying the great outdoors as well. I thanked him again for the party. Then gave him a brief play by play of the game in front of me – mostly just to describe the bikinis. He responded with “Ho man, I gotta get down there – no bikinis up here.”

I hung out on the beach until sunset.

I think I’ll start looking for a place in Santa Cruz. The commute will be a bear – but this place is beautiful.

Hawaii Calling

The caller ID said 808-xxx-xxxx. I didn't recognize the number. But the area code was Hawaii (I grew up in Hawaii and still have a lot of friends and family there). I answered “Hello?”

“HI, Rich.” The woman's voice on the other end of the phone was a familiar one – and it left a knot in my stomach.

“Sarah.” She was back in Hawaii. “How have you been?”

“Pretty good, how about you?”

“I’m great.” Why do we never answer that question truthfully, I guess it’s just a greeting. “It’s been a long time.”

“Yeah, sorry I haven’t been in touch.”

Sarah is the girl that left me at the altar – almost literally - about a year ago. We were engaged and right up until the wedding everything was going perfectly (I thought). Then she disappeared. I found out from some mutual friends that she got cold feet. I never heard from her again. I called, I e-mailed, I texted - no reply at all. As far as I knew, she could have been dead.

“I hope you’re not really mad at me.” She said, almost asking.

“No, no. I mean… well… its like… um…” damn it, my brain turned to oatmeal again. I couldn’t think of anything to say that wasn’t mean. I wanted to yell at her ‘You ripped my heart out and then stomped on it and walked away, of course I’m pissed at you.’ But it wouldn’t be her that I would be yelling at.

“Rich, I’m really sorry about how things worked out. And I wouldn’t blame you for being mad. But…” she paused gathering up her courage, “I’m going to be in San Francisco next week. If you have some time I’d like to see you, if you’re not too mad.”

“No, I mean yes. I mean no,” I was stammering like Hugh Grant – but I don’t think the effect was as charming. I slowed down and took a breath. “No, I’m not too mad, and yes I’d like to see you.”

There was an awkward silence.

“Could you just tell me why?” The question just popped out. It wasn’t for her – it was for Lynn but I’m getting everyone scrambled here.

“Yeah, I can, over dinner, next week, OK?”

We made arrangements to meet for dinner on Thursday night.

Hungry, for the first time in what seemed like years, I walked over to the fridge to look for something to eat.

Someone Got Lucky

This morning, after my paddle I was making some fresh squeezed orange juice for myself and a glass for Amanda. She usually comes out to chat when she hears me working in the kitchen in the mornings. Kinda like a cat when you bang her food bowls. I think I may be spoiling her.

"Someone got lucky" she said in a sing song voice.

I gave her a scowl - "Don't rub it in" I thought it was rather rude of her to say that to a currently sex deprived guy.

"What do you mean, didn't you have fun?"

"Correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't you just come out of the double occupancy bedroom?"

"You never made it home Monday night. I just assumed... Oh." She looked a bit embarrassed. I didn't realize that she was keeping tabs on me.

"I, uh, kinda overindulged at the brewery in Half Moon Bay. Ended up crashing (figuratively not literally) at a nearby motel."

"Wow, you must really been plastered."

"Well, a few too many to drive." (I don't drink and drive since the accident) I regaled her with my story of not being able to pick-up anyone all night - and ultimately getting a motel room for one. She found it all a bit too amusing for my taste. I hope I wasn't being laughed at.

We were laughing together when Jason came out (he's the guy she shares the room with). He gave us a grumpy look - I'm suspecting a bit jealous. He doesn't need to worry. I would not come between them.

Heavenly Beauty

The wind played with her long brown hair as it gently swayed in the breeze coming off the ocean. The firelight gently lit up her face with a warm flickering glow. Her eyes were smiling brightly as she laughed at something. She was wearing black jeans and an oversized white pullover sweater - she wore it well - it had a very designer look to it and was elegantly accessorized. She was drinking something unnaturally red from a martini glass and it was almost gone.

I was once again in love, and I didn’t even know her name.

“What’s that red martini drink?” I asked Steve, the bar tender on duty at my favorite watering hole – Half Moon Bay Brewing Company. Maurizio and I were sitting at the bar looking out at the patio. After seeing Lynn and Tim together this weekend, I needed company and some 80 proof therapy. My new found love was a bonus. She sitting outside at the fire pit. There was an empty chair next to her.

“That’s a cosmo.” Steve replied to my query. You'd think I'd know that, given how much time I spend in bars.

“Give me one.” I asked “No, two, please.”

Steve proceeded to mix the drinks. It really didn’t look appetizing to me. It was a rather slow night, even for a Monday. There was no entertainment tonight.

I took the drinks outside and sat down next to her. Glancing back in the bar, it became apparent that I was now the entertainment for Steve, Maurizio and some of the regulars as they all peered out the window to see how well I would do.

“Hello, you seem to be getting a little low there, I thought I’d bring you a fresh one.” I handed her the drink.

“Thank you,” she said with enthusiasm.

“Hi, I’m Rich.”

“I’m Jill, and this is my friend Cara.”

I nodded at Cara. “Oh, fresh drinks.” She declared and held out her hand toward me. She seemed a bit tipsy. I was planning to keep the drink for myself. But it seemed like the right thing to do was to give her the drink, so I handed it over with a smile and said. “Enjoy.”

“Thanks” Cara said “Rich, that’s just short for Richard?”

“Yeah, just.” I said. Cara seemed a bit disappointed, but Jill laughed. Would anyone really go around introducing themselves with their financial status? Cara's not so bright. I like that. I looked inside and gestured to Steve for a drink. He nodded and grabbed a pint glass and filled it with the IPA – good man.

After the waitress brought out the beer I complimented Jill on her shoes - a trick that was taught to me in college. Women usually take a great deal of interest in footwear. They really appreciate it when guys notice their nice shoes. It often works wonders. Frankly, I can't tell the difference between a mule and a slingback - and I have no clue what Jimmy Choo does to leather that makes it worth $12,000 per square foot - but women seem to be really into them. Next I complimented her hair, which was stunning. I brushed a strand behind her ear – just to see her reaction. She was starting to get leery as if I was there to pick her up (which I was). I chatted about the weather and other innocuous subjects, then I decided to rush things. Girls usually make up their mind in the first minute how far they are going to let you go. Yeah, you can spend months trying to change their mind – but in this case I decided it would be better to know sooner rather than later. So I dived in.

“Ah... Rich, ah... I’m kind of in this... thing with, ah... a guy.” She said.

Crash and burn. “Well, you can’t fault a guy for trying. But I’m sure someone as beautiful as you has this happen all the time.”

She tilted her head down and laughed dismissively. “No, not really.” She was flattered – which was my goal.

“You’re just trying to make me feel better, huh? Anyway, enjoy the cosmo. And make sure that, 'ah... guy' takes good care of you. It was nice to meet you Jill, and Cara.” I then took the walk of shame back to the bar.

“Oooh, Rich, I thought you had that one.” Steve said. “Here’s one on the house.” He passed me another IPA. Maurizio patted me on the back.

"I need a girlfriend.” I lamented.

“Why?” Maurizio asked. “They don’t seem to bring you a lot of joy lately.”

“Yeah they do. It’s the lack of a girlfriend that’s pissing me off. It’s when they stop being girlfriends that’s the problem.” We talked for a while, and I noticed a girl at the corner of the bar that kept making eye contact. “Hey Steve,” I called out, “Can I get one of what she’s drinking?” She was finishing a pint of beer, probably the lager.

I took her a fresh beer. She smiled at me and thanked me. I was quickly shoved from behind. “Hey, she’s with me.” I turned to see a guy who was about twice my size. And he was kinda angry. I really hadn’t noticed that anyone was with her.

“Sorry, I was just bringing her a beer.”

“Yeah, well I can get her all the beer she needs. Now get out of here.” He stuck out his chest and stood between me and her.

“OK, ok, I’m sorry” I held up my hands and backed off. Glen (the manager) was there ready to break up the possibly impending bar fight. He’s a small guy, but he knows how to handle himself. I was not going to fight this guy, he could have squashed me like a bug.

I sat back down with Maurizio. “That’d be 0 for 2” he said. The girl mouthed “thank you” and “sorry” at me across the bar when her date wasn’t looking.

I went 0 for 3 last night, and had a few too many - which was kinda the plan. There is a decent motel about a block away on highway 1 that’s pretty inexpensive. I spent the night there.

HMB Brewing is a small bar and not really a meet market. It caters to tourists and the occasional yuppie surfer. Of course, I’m just saying that to make myself feel better. Nothing like a few good crash and burns to keep me humble.

Food and Wine

I decided to work all this weekend. I have a new project and I thought it would do my image at work some good to put in some quality - and quantity - time with the keyboard. Saturday was a fairly busy day at the office with most people putting in some pretty long hours. I stayed later than anyone. Sunday was a bit more relaxed.

Sunday at about 2:30 in the afternoon I decided to knock off and go the food festival in Mt. View. There were only a few folks in the office. The festival is stumbling distance from my house and they have good microbrews and wines for sale. They block off a few streets and art and food vendors set up booths in the road. There is usually a decent set of entertainment with local Jazz artists and other musicians performing. It was a warm sunny day. We are starting to get into the summer weather pattern

Lynn liked to go to these festivals. I used to go with Sarah, Lynn, and Jim, and several other mutual friends. It’s a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. I was starting to feel a better about things in general. I was beginning to think that I’m not such a pile of chopped liver after all.

It would have been nice to have someone to go with. I had thought of asking Teri, the office manager, but didn’t think of it until after Friday. She works normal business hours so she wasn’t in on the weekend. Maybe it was better not to, I wouldn't want her to interpret it as a date. Going alone was not that bad.

I was enjoying a good glass of chardonnay from a winery in the Santa Cruz mountains (a really good one, I highly recommend it if you can find it in your area), strolling down the street, enjoying the smells of good food being cooked. The sun was shining and all things were pretty good with the world.

And then I saw her – a wonderfully beautiful woman. She was walking arm in arm with a man. They were holding glasses of wine, their heads were held close to each other. They were smiling. There was an intimacy that you could see from 100 feet away. A closeness, a bond. They were lovers caught up in their own world. Oblivious to everyone and everything around them. It was Lynn and Tim.

I had been starting to gain weight, starting to eat, starting to sleep better again. Life was returning to normal, albeit slowly.

With one glance, that was all gone.

Fuck.

Slowly.... getting better

This morning, after going for my usual paddle, I took my laundry to my local dry cleaner's. It was the funniest thing. I walked in and the girl behind the counter knew who I was. That's not too surprising, I've been going there for about 10 months. But I didn't really know her. I mean, I recognized her. I think she's been there for 4 months or so.

She's beautiful. I mean, I used to notice that kind of thing on the first glance (ever since puberty). I've seen her for months - but never noticed her.

I realized that I haven't look at a woman (other than my love) "in that way" for, I can't remember how long - probably at least 4 years. When I am in love - you know, really in love - I just don't even notice other women. It's weird. I can't explain it.

But, wow, she's beautiful. And I was oblivious.

I thought about it - I have noticed a few women, Heidi - for one, and of course, Helen. there have been a few others - but not many.

Am I letting go? Opening myself up to new opportunities? Maybe.

I've put on a few pounds. Not a lot, but the appetite is starting to come back.

Slowly... getting better.

Hollandaise Sauce

3 egg yolks
1/2 stick of butter, cut up and ice cold
2 tablespoons of lemon juice - and if you're going to go through the trouble of making this, squeeze a fresh lemon

This recipe is all technique. And don't dream that you'll make it right the first time. It took me about 20 trys to get this right.

Whip up the egg yolks for a couple of minutes in a metal bowl. Add a teaspoon or two of lemon juice and whip some more. Once it's all mixed up, put it over a pan of simmering water. Whisk, whisk, and whisk - as the temperature of the egg yolks rises and they start to thicken. Then put in a small pat of cold butter. Whisk as it melts. Yeah, this gets tiring. If you overheat things, the egg yolks will cook - so keep throwing in cold butter - and pull the bowl off the heat if you see the eggs start to seize up. If you put the butter in too fast, it turns into an oil slick. But if you do it just right - it forms an emulsion like mayonnaise. As things get thick and fluffy, add more of the lemon juice.

You can add as much lemon juice as you like - go by taste. Also you can add fresh herbs, white wine, or really anything you like as flavor additions once you're done. I like to add white wine and dill when topping salmon. Tarragon and chives for eggs. A dash of salt is good, too.

One more thing, you'll probably notice that this is almost pure saturated fat. This stuff is evil - but sooo good. Unless you are related to a cardiologist, don't eat this stuff too often. Once you taste the real stuff, you won't want the fake stuff you get in most restaurants.

This stuff only keeps at about 130F - which is the ideal temperature for growing bacteria, and it is nutrient rich. There's no way to safely keep it around for more than about 30 minutes. That's why you can't get real Hollandaise in most restaurants - it's just too labor intensive to make a new batch for everyone who orders something.