1) Sandra - my first kiss
2) Judy - my lab partner in high school physics who let me unhook her bra
3) Donna - a wonderful summer in high school
4) Peggy - the first girl to ask me out
5) Ira - my first sleep-over
6) Nadine - the girl who was way out of my league, but she dated me anyway
7) Karen - my college sweet-heart
8) Sarah (pseudonym) - my first heartbreak, you left me standing at the altar
9) Lynn (pseudonym) - wtf?
34 years and that's it.
About Me
reading...
Trail of Crumbs - a reccommendation from Maurizio, about food and relationships - plus the author is the hottest iron chef judge. Looking forward to finishing it.
drinking...
Wild Turkey Bourbon - 101 proof. A wonderful anesthetic for the soul. And it comes in really large bottles, too.
listening to...
19 - Adele - Can't call this pop, its more of a Blues Jazz fusion - a bunch of tasty tunes with good vocals and great sax riffs. Worth a listen.
4 comments:
Your first heartbreak was girl #8? If my math is right that's when you were 29 or 30. You need to get out more.
Well, technically Nadine dumped me at about 21, but I was expecting that. It was kinda like the farm boy dates the Italian super model. Not a surprise ending.
Remember, it's the quality, not the quantity. You've had some great girls.
Maurizio, Thanks.
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