I was once loved

1) Sandra - my first kiss
2) Judy - my lab partner in high school physics who let me unhook her bra
3) Donna - a wonderful summer in high school
4) Peggy - the first girl to ask me out
5) Ira - my first sleep-over
6) Nadine - the girl who was way out of my league, but she dated me anyway
7) Karen - my college sweet-heart
8) Sarah (pseudonym) - my first heartbreak, you left me standing at the altar
9) Lynn (pseudonym) - wtf?

34 years and that's it.